Broken leg jokes

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.

Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.