Broken leg jokes
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
