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British Jokes

History

What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?

The British are cumming! The British are cumming!

Marriage

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.

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  • Football Team

    What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

    The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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