The American salute start's with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
why do they put barcodes on the ships in norway why? so when they come into port they can scan-de-navian
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
what did paul revere yell during a full moon? the british are cumming, !the british are cumming!
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, ̈You look like a million pounds! ̈ The wife divorced him.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
