Bounciness jokes
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)