Bounciness jokes

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

What do my mom and a basketball have in common?

My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."