Both jokes

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

They both take it in the back and go woop woop.

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?

Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?

They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?

Kids play with both of them.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."