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What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

They're both predators.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.

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    • What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"

    When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

    "Sure."

    "What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

    "What?"

    "They both get thrown out."

    What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

    They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

    A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

    What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?

    They’re both hanging in the closet.

    What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

    They both sprout water.

    Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?

    They both come on little white crackers.

    What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

    When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

    What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

    They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

    What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

    They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

    What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

    They both came from behind and crushed them.