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The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

They're both predators.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.

What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?

Theyโ€™re both hanging in the closet.

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?

They both come on little white crackers.