What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
