Boobee jokes
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.