Body positivity jokes

China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.