Bloodshot eye jokes

Jack and Jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy.

Jack got a surprise and bloodshot eyes because Jill gave him a roofie.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have balls.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?