Blonde woman

Blonde woman jokes

Blonde

    • A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

    The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

    'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'

    The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

    The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."

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    • Woman

    • A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.

    The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"

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    • Blonde

    • A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"

    The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."

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    • Wish

    • A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

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