Blobfish jokes

If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."