Blind people jokes
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!