Black Marketeer

Black Marketeer jokes

Wheelchair

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One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Drug Dealer

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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  • Johnny Depp

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    Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

    Friend

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    When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."