Bitter jokes
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.