Bird's Eye jokes

Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?

To get to Birds Eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.

A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!

What the fuck.

Now I've seen everything.

Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.

Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?

There's nothing worth shitting on.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!

Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!