Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!