Bigness jokes
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. đ
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Whatâs big and black on the road?
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
What time is bedtime at Michael Jacksonâs house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Whyâd the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
âWeâll choke and stroke, it ainât no joke!â
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
I love big hot sexy men.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldnât figure out the measurement of it!
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.