What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
yo mama so old she got nostalgia for the big bang
I love big hot sexy men.
your lips are so big it turns the grand canyon side ways
Your forehead is sooo big nasa thought it was mars
The hot holes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden
I saw my sister sucking a big toe
Yo forehead is so big Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bro my forehead is so big whenever i need to find something on it i need the exact coordinates
my dick so big i stuck it in ur moms loose hole
Yo mama was so big she was iceberg that sunk the titanic
Dees was a squirrel, who had big nuts. Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Big black ball sacks
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
I wasn't looking at you, ur big forehead was distracting me
my step sister is a big titty goth egg should I tap that?
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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?
my donation to the orphanage :)
i have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissd on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and i said that's disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller
