Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Bigness Jokes
What’s big and black on the road?
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
I love big hot sexy men.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Big black ball sacks.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
