Bigfoot

Bigfoot Jokes

Pit

How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

Dad

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Campfire

The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."

Difference

What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot is real.

Path

So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.

One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"

He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"

Blonde

What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

Celebrity

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.