How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Bigfoot Jokes
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
