Big Mama jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mama.

Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.