Better jokes
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.