What's better than poo?
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.
you.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
