Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
you.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
