Best buddies jokes

Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually." Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Friends are like penguins.

If you stab a penguin, they die.

The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.

Like if your best friend is emo.