Battleship jokes
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!