Battleship jokes

How do you sink an American battleship?

Have the French build it.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

Iran: So?

Japan: Twice!

Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)