Battleship jokes

How do you sink an American battleship?

Have the French build it.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

Iran: So?

Japan: Twice!

Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.