Base ball jokes
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.