Base ball jokes
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.