Base ball jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is baseball?
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
Baseball is awesome!
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.