Barrack jokes

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?

That number is how many dicks you suck.

I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.

"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

- Sun Tzu

Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?

He got caught playing with his Privates!

These are as weak as the towers.