Banting jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Coz she had no arms, bants!

Where do whales get weighed?

The whaleway station.

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Bunger.

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I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

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When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!