Banting jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Coz she had no arms, bants!

Where do whales get weighed?

The whaleway station.

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A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."