Ball gag jokes
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Ball stretcher.
damn they did them durty
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.