What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
