Bacteria

Bacteria Jokes

Infection

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Girl

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

Germ

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

Momma

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!