Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
I talk to your doctor he said you wasn’t going make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon
Why did the turkey suck my bacon because it wanted cum in its mouth
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
When pigs when to the desert they turned into bacon
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
