Baby names jokes
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.