baby-back rib jokes

Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

How do you quiet a baby down?

Make baby back ribs for dinner.

What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

what's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop up an onion.

Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."

Baby: "Lmao, same"

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel its skin off.