Baby astronaut jokes

How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?

You rock-it!

Why was the astronaut washing her hands?

She was getting ready to eat launch.

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket!

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.