Baby astronaut jokes
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋