Axis jokes
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Flat Earthers
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.