Automatic Weapon jokes
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.