Authorship jokes

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.

Myles Parfitt ;/

You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?

Alex Hayermann.

I'm Clueless.

By M. T. Head.