Aunt Grizelda jokes

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.

My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.