Aunt Grizelda jokes

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.

I encountered a milf at a bar last night. Although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy.

We were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time.

Then, she asked me flirtatiously,

"Have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"

I said, "Nope, not yet."

She drank a little more, and said, "Well, darling, tonight is your lucky night."

So she took me to her place.

She took out her keys, opens her door, turns on the light, and she yells towards upstairs,

"Mom, are you still awake?"