Auditory jokes

POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

"What do we want?" "HEARING AIDS!" "When do we want them?" "HEARING AIDS!"

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?

You can say what you want about deaf people...

When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?