Atlantis jokes

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)