Asperger jokes

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: "Asperger's."

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

What do you call a retarded Catholic?

Asperges.

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.