What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
