ASDA jokes

Robber

Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*

Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.

Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?

Emo kid

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Discount

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

  • 6
  • Walmart

    If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

  • 9
  • Self-worth

    People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

  • 3
  • Scan

    Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

    Alfred: Why?

    Me: because I'm worthless... =)

  • 2
  • Community