Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
