What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Illusion
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
