Armless kid jokes

What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?

Nothing because they can't open the gift.

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?

Because she had none of the above.

Armless child: Can you give me a hand??

Me: Ok.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names.