Armless kid jokes

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?

Nothing because they can't open the gift.