Arctic jokes

Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"

Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

What's a penguin's favorite relative?

Aunt Arctic.

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snowbank!

How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!

How do you catch a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?