April 1st jokes

Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.

The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"

The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."

Hahaha

The date is April 1st.

Somebody asks you what you are doing.

“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“

Who needs April Fools?

When your whole life is a joke?

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."

It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."