April 1 jokes

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.

Their life is a joke.

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

Who needs April Fools?

When your whole life is a joke?

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."

It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."