April 1 jokes

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.

Their life is a joke.

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

Can February march? -- No, but April may.

April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."

It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."

What is the smartest month?

April - No one can fool it.

Who needs April Fools?

When your whole life is a joke?